RED-HOT MAMA!

Ready for red?
You better be.

This just in:

Dress RED for success (among men, that is)

(It doesn't seem to work on females.
I am assuming turkeys are all male, then...?)

So, ready or not, here they come: legions of redly dressed women, invading our cities and countryside like the Huns of yore, to ravage our retinas.

Until the next groundbreaking (shouldn't that be groin-breaking?) "scientific study", that is...




(Borrowed from Lynx.)