Thursday 31 March 2011

Meet my new Cerberus - Avast!





Ever since Symantec clogged my PC's brain, many years ago now, and made it unusable (it's a long, long story...), I used Grisoft's wonderful free-of-charge antivirus software, backed up by Spybot Search & Destroy. It was light, it was effective and it cost nothing.
(One of the things I discovered thanks to the experience with Symantec was that most individual users do not really need the heavy - and I mean HEAVY - artillery of paid AV programs. Good freeware programs are much lighter and just as effective, unless you regularly crawl through swamps of viruses and Trojans.)

In June 2008 Grisoft discontinued support for its free edition. 
Since I never really needed any support, I didn't mind. But I did notice that small problems started to pop up here and there during updates and such.
Most of all, I love trying new software, so I decided to shop around (or rather, freeb around) for an alternative to Grisoft.

I've tried too many software programs to even remember - let alone compare - them all right now, so I'll just skip to the one that impressed me enough to adopt it permanently.




It is light, it is very effective (in my experience), its interface is very user-friendly - and it is free of charge. 
The free edition does NOT offer anti-spam protection or protection against hackers. But most people have other programs - or just the appropriate settings enabled on their OS - that do. 
(Besides, with so many people using Gmail nowadays, spam has become a very minor issue for many.)

Wednesday 23 March 2011

Goodbye, Violet Eyes







She has left us - the last true "icon" of Hollywood.

Yes, there are many famous actors much older than her - and probably better actors than her - still left.
But being famous, even "legendary", does not automatically bring the status she had.
She embodied the kind of stardom that is unattainable nowadays - the Icon, familiar to all generations in any given home.
And today the world, surprisingly or not, feels much emptier without her.

Certainly unsurprisingly, most of the recent coverage of her passing dwells on her eyes. Her violet eyes. Did she or didn't she have violet eyes?

Ah, those eyes! They really were extraordinary - but not necessarily, certainly not only, because of their colour or "prettiness".
When she was a child, her eyes were old beyond her years. They were solemn, earnest, questioning eyes; and always, always there was in them a voracious, almost desperate hunger for life.
As she grew up, and grew older, the eyes remained the same; the hunger for life remained the same, perhaps tinged with awareness that nothing lasts forever - not beauty, not love, not life.

But fair enough: did Elizabeth Taylor have violet eyes?
Those who knew her say, almost without exception, that she did, yes. Startling violet eyes that cinema goers never really saw. Not even the best camera film is a match for the colours of Nature.
Of course "violet" eyes are, in fact, blue eyes shaded by (in her case) double rows of eyelashes - a genetic mutation of the most felicitous kind.
And she wasn't the only one in the world who had them.
Princess Margaret's eyes were said to be almost violet at times.
So are Terence Stamp's eyes.
And the eyes of many anonymous people across the world.

But there was only one Elizabeth Taylor: the shrew, the wench, the loud and passionate woman who wrecked many a heart, including her own, and contributed to the (not exclusively cinematic) entertainment of millions; the compassionate and fiercely loyal generous friend; the selfish home-wrecker and courageous survivor; the mediocre-to-OK but always gorgeous decoration of many films, and the astonishingly effective and unforgettably poignant actress in A Place in the Sun and Who is Afraid of Virginia Woolf?; the Film Star par excellence.

Regardless of personal tastes, her beauty was undisputed by all and sundry.
And contrary to many internet postings, I think she aged quite well, all things considered.
She didn't have the best stylists - they should have told her to lighten her eyebrows and darken her hair, not the other way around - but if you look at her most recent photos, the essence of her beauty was untouched. All the booze and excesses did remarkably little damage to her skin - and none to her eyes.
Only Life inflicted damage to her eyes - to her gaze.
It was a sad gaze, damp with regret - the regret we are all familiar with: the cruel passing of the tender buds of May. Not even of their beauty but of their promise: the promise of rainbow's ends to be chased, of inexpressible secret bliss that the Future - and the Future only - holds.


Farewell, Elizabeth.
I hope - for your sake and for the sake of all of us - that there really is a dimension, a Time, that runs parallel to ours, unseen but perhaps felt at times, where you can chase rainbows again and your eyes dare to be young again.









Sunday 20 March 2011

Blogger hates Chrome. And Firefox. And Flock.



Come to think of it... is there ANY browser that Blogger doesn't hate?

In the past few years we've been struggling with this blasted site via every browser imaginable.

FIREFOX

First, it was just about everything regarding formatting: uploading images, changing the font or its colour... you name it, it got it.  The most annoying part was probably the fact that after prolonged editing it just stopped reacting to it. It's not that it froze or anything; it simply did not seem to "register" any editing changes.
(The image uploading seems to have gotten a little better. That's it.
Then again, it may have gotten "better" simply because I do not use Firefox for editing anymore.)

Then, Amazon widgets as well as Amazon book cover links disappeared from view (and haven't returned - although they are perfectly visible in other browsers).

Then, in the past year or so, the QUICK EDIT button simply disappeared.
(Yes, we do have it enabled. We're not as stupid as Blogger apparently think we are.)
In order to edit a post, we have to click the Log In button on the upper right side, which brings us to the Dashboard page, and only from there we can select the post to edit.

It keeps forcing the damned Apple-style formatting, which makes it impossible to edit the colour and size of the font.

It is practically impossible to acces the "Advanced" tab in the Template Designer. The page appears to be loading, loading, loading... indefinitely.
It simply does not work.


CHROME

I've been using it for almost two years now, on and off.

At first, it appeared to perform much better than Firefox. At the very least, we didn't have to resort to "logging in" (again and again) to edit the posts because the Quick Edit button was visible.
Not anymore.

And, as in Firefox, it keeps forcing the Apple-style formatting, which in turn forces us to spend frustratingly long hours undoing it.


FLOCK

Until a few days ago, Flock was, by far, the best browser among those we use to edit Blogger. The Quick Edit button always showed, as did the Amazon widgets and links.

The latter still work - but the Quick Edit button is not visible anymore.

And, as in Firefox, the "Advanced" tab in the Template Designer more often than not simply does not load. It is fun to watch those three dots running again and again, though... ... ... ...


SAFARI

We do not use Safari anymore, at least not for the time being, but there were countless problems with it, mostly - but not exclusively - with image uploading. In a nutshell, it simply wouldn't do it.


INTERNET EXPLORER

Sorry, we do not use IE anymore, haven't used it since 2003 or 2004.
But feel free to report any problems - or the lack thereof - that you are having with it. We'll be glad to publish it.



Since the original draft of this entry, some three weeks ago, a few other - even more serious - problems have cropped up. While using the Blogger (new) Template Designer we find it impossible to change the colour of the post titles or the font of the body text.
Not even editing the HTML seems to work.

The new Blogger template designer, while very rich in fonts, is ridiculously user-unfriendly. For example, why is there no colour editing of the title itself available in the "Post" section? You can define the font, the colour of the background and of the border - but not of the post title itself.
In order to define the colour of the post title you have to go to... I forget.

Where's the rationale for that? And why isn't it explained anywhere in the "Help" section? The full extent of the help-lessness of Blogger's "Help" section is illustrated by the fact that there are many unrelated blogs, some better than others, showng people how to do what Blogger and its employees should teach them how to do.

And by the way, why is it that the archiving offers no "titles only" option?
As readers of other people's blogs we know that titles are much more attractive and interesting than dates.
We're not into blogging for the money (duh!) but we still want our readers to have a good time on our blogs and access the posts that might be of interest to them as quickly as possible.

If I were reading this entry without first-hand knowledge of Blogger editing, my first question would be: "Have you told them - Blogger - about it?"

No, not anymore.

Two of us reported the problems as soon as they arose, years ago. We never got any (intelligent) answers. The few answers we did get were from fellow bloggers who were apparently as befuddled as we were; and there was, I think, a reply from a Blogger "official", who clearly had no idea what she was talking about or - more likely - didn't bother to really read the query in the first place.

That's the problem with Blogger - and that's the problem with Google in general: they simply dont care about the finer points - or their "finer" users. 
The "point" that is of interest to them is how much money they can squeeze out, while smothering the competition in its cradle, if possible - by brute force, not by accomplishment.
Which means catering to the majority, which appears to be increasingly dumbed down - not least thanks to Google itself. Which is why their services are becoming increasingly cumbersome and time-consuming for anyone who wants to use the internet as a library - not as a playground for the mentally impaired.

I hear Google is a fine company to work for. They have lots and lots of fun together, in those offices of theirs.

I believe it. I used to work in a collaborative environment (not an office, properly speaking) that was mostly pure joy. Often I could not wait to get to the "office"; and very, very often we hung out together for hours after the work day was over.

However, the fun we had was reflected in the high quality of our work, which was every bit as public-targeted as Google's is.
We listened to the public and did our best to excel. The fact that we had such a grand time working together only made our efforts run smoother - it did not make us complacent.

And that's what Google appears to be. Complacent.
Not a good sign. Because, sooner or later, there will be someone better, "prettier", more intelligent, more capable than them, and more attuned to the needs of the people, who, after all, keep search machines going - in other words, a competitor that will give them a run for their money. 
And their empire will come crashing down like you wouldn't believe it. They certainly wouldn't. Complacent idiots never do, until it's too late.

Perhaps I shouldn't be so harsh on Google employees. After all, we were not doing our work for the money only, as they seem to.



IF YOU (DIS)LIKED THIS, YOU MIGHT LIKE THIS:

* Google the Dumbed Down Machine


Monday 14 March 2011

Why I Heart Roger Ebert and Shirley Valentine



I love film. I love watching films, I love reading about them (one of the first books I ever bought with my own earned money was a second-hand copy of Georges Sadoul's Histoire g
énérale du cinéma) and talking about them.
Writing about them... not really. Which is why I, speaking generally, don't like film critics. Or, more precisely, I often find their writing slightly redundant and often irrelevant. With one major exception: Roger Ebert.

This man not only writes from a perspective that I find very comfortable because I feel it is very close to my point of view, but has actually made me reconsider my opinion on more than one film. And he did that not by resorting to a thicket of (pseudo)intellectual verbiage and implicit bashing of any vantage point different to his (basically amounting to "if your opinion on this film is different from mine, you're an idiot"), but by means of sheer wit - oh, he is witty! - and a very human, direct (not bookish) perception of the world and the role of cinema within it.

Having read many, many of his pieces - certainly all his pieces about my favourite films - I also find it quite remarkable that his early pieces, written when he was very young (not only as a critic but as a man), already possess the maturity of view and voice - and, perhaps even more remarkably, the human warmth - typical of the 2010 edition of Ebert-the-critic and Ebert-the-man. 
I do not read Ebert uncritically, with an a priori judgement that he must be "right". He just happens to be "right" in my eyes. Well, most of the time.  
Which is why I was so suprised recently, when I read his review of the well-loved British film Shirley Valentine (1989). 


I never thought Ebert would give it, say, "two thumbs up", but never expected he would give it ONE STAR, either.

He calls it "a realistic drama of appalling banality" and says that "there were moments during the movie when I cringed at the manipulative dialogue as the heroine recited warmed-over philosophy and inane one-liners when she should have been allowed to speak for herself."

One-liners can be as obnoxious and ultimately self-defeating as they are (when they are) brilliant. And Shirley Valentine is full of those.
But I know I did not love this film (with certain reservations, but that is a given) because of the one-liners alone, although I do remember many of them, for I found them witty (within their own idiom and context).
I liked it because those one-liners, surprisingly, did not seem contrived.

They did not sound realistic, mind you. But that never was the intention of its maker, at least as I see it. As I see it, he decided to paint a life of self-conscious inadequacy - and genuine yearning - as reflected through the idealised pictures that TV, romance novels and advertisement slogans offer of the world. Both sides of this particular mirror are poignant in their banality.
Shirley Valentine was speaking for herself.

At one point, Shirley says: "
Why do we get all this life if we don't ever use it?"
(Followed by: "Why do we get all these feelings and dreams and hopes if we don't ever use them? That's where Shirley Valentine disappeared to. She got lost in all this unused life.")
 
That, I think, is the core point of the "philosophy" behind this film.
It is such an ordinary question - no, not really a question: a sentiment, an unspoken feeling. It is generic, in the most literal sense of the word.
But the fact that it is generic does not make it less genuine.
And the fact that so often it remains unspoken may be one of the reasons why so many people liked this and other one-liners.

I am no desperate housewife pining for a dashing mustacheoed Greek - or any stereotype, or any man, for that matter - to "make fock with me" on some sunlit shore; I've had enough of those (except for the first item on the list) and I am ever free to "fly away like birds in the springtime", to borrow Jules Munchin's words from a wonderfully horrid Dean Martin vehicle. 
So it cannot be the "escapism" that appeals to me, except in the generally human - dare I say transcendent? - longing for something more. More something.

However, it doesn't really matter why it appeals to me. I would never be writing about it, if Ebert's critique hadn't misunderstood - in my opinion, obviously - the role of stereotypical thinking and expression in this film. 
 
Stereotypes are something that I love to hate with an irrepressible passion. They have no place in art - except when they are acknowledged for poetic purposes, as they are here. 


The Greek lover not only is a stereotypical figure - he is supposed to be one.  
Furthermore, vis-a-vis Shirley and other female tourists, he thinks of himself in stereotypical terms. Many gigolos do. (Before you ask: no!)
 

People - not all people, but very many, especially if they see no way out of a life that has fallen short of their vague youthful expectations - really do believe the image that the world presents to them. They believe in the mirror reflection of themselves that it seems to offer.
 
And so, Shirley's monologues may not be the most profound utterances that ever came out of a human mouth - but they are genuine. And because they are genuine, they are moving. People identify with those same stereotypes she is mulling over. And, believe me, Ebert, to see a sun setting over a foreign sea does not only sound good because of its rhythm and alliteration- never understimate the very real power of calliphony! - but it emblematically verbalises, with all the appropriate pathos, as touching as it is paltry (perhaps touching because it is paltry), the modest "dreams" of many a desperate housewife.
(BTW, I would never have picked this example on my own; to be honest, I did not even remember this sentence.
I am only referring to it because Ebert did.)


Do I believe that the director set out to deconstruct or mock stereotypes? 
No, not at all.
But I do believe that his conscious use of stereotypes presented as a part of daily life, of his heroine as well as of the viewers, was clever. Not really a stroke of genius, but clever. And clearly effective.
 

He is addressing human yearning in the purposefully limited terms of specific nuisances - namely, the everyday routine and the lacklustre state of marriage after 20 years of coexistence and the couple's progressive paring down of each one's Self - and "dreams" that are pitifully humble themselves: all they want is to escape the drudgery, to find out whether there still is some of their old Self left in them (even though that Self itself was never more than a promise, never to be fully achieved). They are looking for yesterday's promise of tomorrow, if only to get a breather from everyday life.

To address this, the writer uses an "idiom" understandable to most contemporary viewers: the idiom of people who use mass media-propagated platitudes and stereotypes as shorthand for what they really, really feel and want to say. They know - most of them, I dare assume - that there is more to life and more to expression than that. They just don't have the time - mental time, or more accurately, the timelessness, the lack of constraint, of this mental time - to bother with it.

Within that idiom the witty and warm humour of this film works very well; at least I thought so.

Shirley isn't pompous; she is not even deluded. She is no Emma Bovary.
All she wants is some warmth, some "excitement" - for excitement equals youth, and youth equals promise, equals tomorrow, equals time - some acknowledgment that she still got some of that promise of long ago in her. She needs to talk; and if it has to be in the shorthand of almost slogan-like nuggets, so be it. She knows what she means.
And so do we.

Ah yes - the we.
Who exactly are we?
The Shirleys of this world are the men and women of the Western world who fall somewhere in between the Platos and the Aesopi of this world: not rich, most not even wealthy, but well off enough not to be cornered by hunger into a place where there is little room for reflection, let alone expression, of anything except the most basic instincts and the faint self-shame that goes with it (and in time goes away) - basically decent men and women, who like a good read, a good film, a bit of fun, always faintly wondering in the back of their minds where did the life go that they once thought they would have.

To put it very simply: he speaks of the Shirleys of this world, and this is the reflection of their doubts that they like to see. It employs a language they are confortable with: the language of well-domesticated artifice. So well domesticated, in fact, that it is a genuine part of their lives.
And because this lingua franca is propagated by all means of mass communications, they are familiar to all of us.

Most of all, the human dissatisfaction, the yearning for the life that always seems to be elsewhere, is known to every single human, either as a memory or as a currrent reality.

In ancient Greece, all the philosophers and writers were men of leisure.
They were free to pursue loftier paths of self-discovery - and expression. They didn't have to work for their daily sustenance and push nagging dislikes aside, so they could function as expected from them.
Their slaves did that for them.
Yes, there was Aesopos.
But there was also another Aesopos - the one that you'll never hear about. Thousands and thousands of them, who maybe did not have the Aesopos' talent, or drive, or luck - and yet, they were as (dis)content as anyone would be in their position. Or to put it another way, had they been rich, those same Aesopoi would have had the leisure to find a mode of expression tailored to their specific thoughts and feelings.
Or not.
Not all slaves were Aesopos.
But not all men of leisure were Plato, either.

You see, people often DO think in stereotypes and - observe the coming paradox - genuinely reflect on their own lives in stereotypical terms. How could they not, when they are served stereotypes all day long, from the moment they turn on the radio or read the papers in the morning? 

This is especially true of those who do not have the leisure to ignore the public media or to fend off its influence, as did that famous 18th century nobleman whose name escapes me but who said that he never read newspapers because he did not want them to spoil his writing style.
And, after all, that's precisely why Madame Bovary is just as relevant - or perhaps even more so - as it was when it was first published. (It is also relevant because of its damn fine writing, of course, but that's a given, too.)




(Original post, written on October 23, 2010, left unfinished and unedited.)



N.B. This is most categorically not a film critique - not even a criticism of a critique (or the critic).
Just what is it, I don't know.
But now that I think of it, I
am writing this on a Saturday evening...
Maybe I've been glancing into that mirror of mirages for too long myself.







Sunday 13 March 2011

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