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Friday, 25 December 2009

Improbable Book of the Week (4)








Don't ask.
I haven't read it, anyway.
But here is the opening sentence, for your reading pleasure:


My dear goddess Laura:
I have been searching the Internet for most of the day since last writing you on how to make a locking key chastity belt which is your first command on me.

(Chastity belt: now there's a term I never thought I'd see written in this blog!)

You know... come to think of it, it could be a piece of humour, of satire, for all I know. In which case it might be quite good.

Do let me know if you read it.